swornswans:

daniel radcliffe is a treasure to be protected

- Cockfighting. I had to break up the ring, naturally. Barbaric practice.
- So you decided to bring one of the chickens home?
- Well, there are two combatants in a cock fight. I could have called animal control. But it occurred to me, we have an opportunity. There’s some debate as to whether these creatures, once perverted by their keepers, can be weaned from their aggressive tendencies. The process, as it stands now, is tedious, highly imperfect - I believe it can be improved upon.

brandyalexanders:

Elementary + canon references: The Final Problem

"He is the Napoleon of crime, Watson. He is the organiser of half that is evil and of nearly all that is undetected in this great city."

officialfrenchtoast:

Chinese SWAT officer unable to get time off 24 hr shift to take wedding photos. Studio comes to his station instead. [via]

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed